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And trolls, please allow us to head you off at the pass: we realize that we are fat, ugly sluts who hate men and that’s why we write thoughtful, engaging blog entries that challenge privilege and make people laugh. We got it. You really don’t need to leave us any additional comments, because if we were going to quit blogging or kill ourselves or go make you a sandwich, we would have done it already. Super promise. Now, go hang out with your friends.