Man caves for men, “Mom” caves for women!

Ladies! It is so hard having all of the babies like you are supposed to have! And men! It is so hard having a penis!

CAN I GET AN AMEN?

NBC’s DFW affiliate knows how hard it can be to be a mom. And how hard it can be to have a penis. Which is why they’d like to teach y’all how to have a MAN CAVE and a MOM CAVE! Because personal spaces are not just for people with penises! They are also for women who give birth!

The room in the house where a man can hang out with his friends, watch TV, or play poker is the modern-day “man cave.” Now more and more women are creating their own personal space for relaxation, called the “mom cave.”

At this weekend’s Home Improvement Show at the Dallas Convention Center, you can see a model “mom cave.” Professional organizer Tonia Tomlin, president of Plano-based Sorted Out, designed the restful haven. More and more women — not just moms — are asking for one.

If you’re infertile or child-free by choice and also female, NO CAVE FOR YOU. What could you possibly have to worry about, anyway? You’re already in your own little cave of EMPTY WOMB. Enjoy your pit of despair. You deserve it!

OH WAIT WHAT? “Not just moms” want a place of their own? I bet they do. I BET THEY DO. I bet they want it for cheap wine and group sex. Yeeeeaaaahhhhhhh.

About andrea grimes

Andrea is a journalist living in Austin, TX. She has a master's degree in anthropology and did her thesis work on gender and stand-up comedy. Seriously. Also, she has a bunch of cats. Three of them. Is three a bunch? Discuss.
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3 Responses to Man caves for men, “Mom” caves for women!

  1. Bhevarri says:

    Oh, you know those dirty childless hussies! Terrible abominations of nature they are!

  2. i want a gay-married, wants to have babies, has too many fucking cats and not enough space cave. i guess that’s not as snappy.

  3. svente says:

    I never tire of hearing that I don’t count!

    *Runs off to weep and pick out baby names with my imaginary husb–, er, MAN.

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