We were amused and inspired by Boycott American Women, the instructive, enlightening blog about the women who are the worst: American women. We wanted to start a whole other blog about boycotting anti-feminist men, but we are lazy, stupid American women and couldn’t figure it out. Instead, this is all we could manage with our little brains–a call to boycott anti-feminist men.
Anti-feminist men usually smell bad and are often fat. If they aren’t fat, they will be someday because they are clearly lazy if they don’t want to do the work of dating a woman who respects herself. Sometimes women have challenging opinions and sometimes they won’t end the argument agreeing with you, and some men can’t handle that because they have low self-esteem. Furthermore, anti-feminist men usually won’t go down on you because they are either scared of being bad at it or because they don’t think sex should provide pleasure to the woman. I feel bad for anti-feminist men because clearly they aren’t comfortable with themselves, but I also can’t date them anymore because it makes my brain and soul hurt. I have found that anti-feminist men often think that by paying for things (food, gifts, etc.) they are doing all the work they need to do, when really I can pay for things on my own. What I really need is someone whose conversation is intellectually stimulating, who is okay with my holding opinions that are different from his, and whose love for me is emotionally fulfilling. That is why I have decided to boycott anti-feminist men.