Texas Sex And Gender News Roundup

Balling baller Nancy Upton.

Let’s kick off Monday with something that, if you missed on Friday, will make your heart squeal with joy. And then on to the rest of the sad. Always the sad.

• Dallasite Nancy Upton balls it the fuck up with her American Apparel plus-size model search submission, including gallons of ranch and tons of smart, feminist fuck-yous.
• LGBT fest Grand Marshals in Austin remember shittier times.
• MD Anderson docs find genetic breast cancer diagnosed earlier in younger generations.
• I like to look on as the rest of the country discovers what an assbag Rick Perry is. Here, watch him fail miserably trying to talk about abstinence education all over again.
• Christian lady hosts a big Christian lady party on the internet for Christian ladies.
• A prominent Houston women’s rights and victims’ advocate has died in a car crash.
• Listeria is scary, and two women in Texas have gotten it from eating canteloupe.
• The drought has contributed to the surfacing of a 7-years-missing woman’s clothing found in a riverbed in Central Texas.
• Warren Jeffs’ bigamy trial will be pushed back to February.
• More from the Other People Discover Rick Perry is An Assbag File: his 80′s sex-ed tape scandal.